Author Archives: Matt
Valentines
Roses are red
Violets are blue
By the end of the night
My dick’ll smell of your poo
Roses are red
In the depths of depravity
Would your mother mind
Me filling her cavity
Roses are red
Violets are blue…
Belgium – Is it ever acceptable?
I’m in Brussels, Belgium. Technically I’m working though I’m actually writing this article so whatever, bitch. Brussels is famous for Chocolate, Beer, a statue of a small boy pissing, and being the home of virtually no famous people, things or …
The Sick but Beautiful Hall of Fame #1 – Lemmy
Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister (born on 24 December 1945 in Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England) is an English heavy metal musician.
He is best known as bassist, vocalist, songwriter and founding and sole constant member of the rock band Motörhead. His …
Yeti-dog integration in society – YES or NO ?
Authors remark: of course no, lets feed them to the pigs 🙂
More and more often we hear about the Scandinavian desire to integrate Yeti-dogs into human-kind society. Obviously the first reaction from any person would explain this as another …
Alcoholic Arsenal #3 – Long Island Iced Tea
…You will need:
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola®
Some icePut the good stuff in a tall glass. Add
Cock-Blocking – Is it Acceptable?
…Cock-Block Defined
1.The act of obstructing one person’s advances towards another.
Alcoholic Arsenal #2: Double Jack and Coke
…You will need:
2 measures of Jack Daniels
Alcoholic Arsenal #1: The Jagerbomb
…You will need:
1 shot of Jagermeister
1/3 Can of Red Bull
Trampstamp
Having a girl with a tattoo on her back is much like having a bathroom with a magazine in it …