You will need:
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola®
Some ice

Put the good stuff in a tall glass. Add

You will need:
2 measures of Jack Daniels

You will need:

1 shot of Jagermeister
1/3 Can of Red Bull