Valentines

Roses are red
Violets are blue
By the end of the night
My dick’ll smell of your poo

Roses are red
In the depths of depravity
Would your mother mind
Me filling her cavity

Roses are red
Violets are blue…

Belgium – Is it ever acceptable?

I’m in Brussels, Belgium. Technically I’m working though I’m actually writing this article so whatever, bitch. Brussels is famous for Chocolate, Beer, a statue of a small boy pissing, and being the home of virtually no famous people, things or …

The Sick but Beautiful Hall of Fame #1 – Lemmy

Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister (born on 24 December 1945 in Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England) is an English heavy metal musician.

He is best known as bassist, vocalist, songwriter and founding and sole constant member of the rock band Motörhead. His …

Yeti-dog integration in society – YES or NO ?

Authors remark: of course no, lets feed them to the pigs 🙂

More and more often we hear about the Scandinavian desire to integrate Yeti-dogs into human-kind society. Obviously the first reaction from any person would explain this as another …

Alcoholic Arsenal #3 – Long Island Iced Tea

You will need:
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola®
Some ice

Put the good stuff in a tall glass. Add

Cock-Blocking – Is it Acceptable?

Cock-Block Defined
1.The act of obstructing one person’s advances towards another.

Alcoholic Arsenal #2: Double Jack and Coke

You will need:
2 measures of Jack Daniels

White mushrooms are going really fast down the river tonight

While coming back from ordinary visit to the whore-house ( at about 00:30 a.m.) I saw something strange. Again, after 11 months and 3 days (and 45 min, to be precise), white mushrooms were going really fast down the river …

Alcoholic Arsenal #1: The Jagerbomb

You will need:

1 shot of Jagermeister
1/3 Can of Red Bull

Winter is here. Lets go out and build a snowman