{"id":243,"date":"2018-02-13T18:20:23","date_gmt":"2018-02-13T18:20:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/?p=243"},"modified":"2018-02-16T10:58:35","modified_gmt":"2018-02-16T10:58:35","slug":"valentines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"Valentines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nViolets are blue<br \/>\nBy the end of the night<br \/>\nMy dick\u2019ll smell of your poo<\/p>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nIn the depths of depravity<br \/>\nWould your mother mind<br \/>\nMe filling her cavity<\/p>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nViolets are blue<br \/>\nAnd if worst comes to worst<br \/>\nYour sister would do<\/p>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nThey grow in manure<br \/>\nI\u2019ve been watching a long time<br \/>\nFor you to mature<\/p>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nViolets are blue<br \/>\nIf you\u2019re reading this<br \/>\nI\u2019m outside your house looking at you<\/p>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nSometimes they&#8217;re course<br \/>\nIf it wasn&#8217;t for you<br \/>\nI&#8217;d end up with whores<\/p>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nViolets are blue<br \/>\nBut sometimes they&#8217;re dead<br \/>\nEven still, I&#8217;d do you<\/p>\n<p>Violets are blue<br \/>\nRoses are red<br \/>\nKeep fucking with me<br \/>\nYou\u2019ll end up dead<\/p>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nBut rhymes are stupid<br \/>\nAnd my dicks better<br \/>\nThan that of cupid<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roses are red Violets are blue By the end of the night My dick\u2019ll smell of your poo Roses are red In the depths of depravity Would your mother mind Me filling her cavity Roses are red Violets are blue<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":256,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":249,"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions\/249"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickbutbeautiful.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}